Not just Visa…WSOP Visa

With poker sets, poker video games, and every other conceivable sort of poker paraphernalia available at toys stores across the world, I thought that poker had gone as mainstream as it could. But I was wrong. Thanks to Harrah’s Entertainment, you can go “all in” to the exciting world of consumer debt with the official World Series of Poker Visa Card.

Here’s the email come-on:

Play Your Cards Right

You’ll have the best hand in the house when you carry the
World Series of Poker(R) Visa(R) Credit Card with
WorldPoints(R) rewards.

Use your NO ANNUAL FEE card for everyday purchases,
recurring bills, or major expenses, and watch your
WorldPoints grow even faster!

Plus, enjoy an introductory 0% Annual Percentage Rate(APR)+
for Balance Transfers and Cash Advance Checks for 15 billing
cycles.

Now that’s a great deal.

It’s the only card that earns you one point for every
purchase dollar you spend using your card and allows you to
redeem for:
- Exclusive World Series of Poker merchandise: poker chips,
poker table, and more
- Buy-in to World Series of Poker No Limit Texas Hold ‘em
World Championship or Circuit Events
- Flights on major U.S. airlines with no blackout dates
- Gift Certificates for shopping, dining, and more
- Quality brand name merchandise
- Unlimited cash back

Redemption Option Examples
2,500 points – Two decks of WSOP players cards in a
collectable tin case
5,000 points – $25 check for cash
10,000 points – World Series of Poker Pro 11.5 Gram Poker
Chip Caddy-200 chips
13,00 points – $100 gift card
25,000 points – Fly anywhere in the continental United
States
50,000 points – World Series of Poker $500 Buy-in
999,000 points – World Series of Poker $10,000 Buy-in

So if you spend only $999,000, you can get a “free” buy in for the World Series of Poker. What a bargain!

If you’re interested, check the ONLINE CREDIT CARD APPLICATION.

There was a time when professional gamblers were considered just above Las Vegas snowplow operators on the finance foodchain–no right-minded banker would lend them money. This reluctance even carried over to the gaming industry, where Nevada casinos found it difficult for many years to get start-up capital.

Now, you’re supposed to go into a store and buy things with a poker-chip emblazoned credit card. Times certainly have changed.

If the anti-gambling lobby gets a hold of this, it would be a PR disaster.

On the other hand, how about this for next year’s Cinderella WSOP story: a guy buys $999,000 worth of stuff, redeems his points for a tournament buy-in, then runs the table and wins millions.

Yes, I realize that someone with a credit limit of $999,000 wouldn’t need to win a poker tournament to pay off his debts, but it’s just about the only rags-to-riches story still out there.

It would be really great if storekeepers who accept charges on the WSOP Visa get mailed casino chips instead of a regular check. They then get the option of going to the nearest Harrah’s Entertainment casino and going double-or-nothing.

Stealing sleep

This didn’t happen in Atlantic County, but it’s close enough to count. Here’s more proof that the truth is indeed stupider than fiction. From the AC Press:

A Long Island, N.Y., woman formerly of Manahawkin was charged with burglary Saturday after allegedly breaking into a Parker Avenue home and stealing jewelry before falling asleep on her victim’s couch.

Christine DeRosa, 54, of Bridgehampton, N.Y., is being held at the Ocean County jail in lieu of $15,000 bail and outstanding warrants.

The homeowners, whom the police did not identify, called police at about 8 p.m. after returning to their residence and reportedly finding DeRosa fast asleep on their living room couch.

Police said the victim’s jewelry was recovered, but did not say whether they found it on DeRosa’s person.

Woman arrested for burglary after falling asleep on couch

I can actually see how this happened. People fall asleep on my couch all the time because it’s just so comfortable. So it’s not so hard to imagine that, after being so stressed in the hours leading up to the burglary, she laid down on the couch to rest before heading home and fell asleep.