Vegas is the bomb, again!

I thought that earth-shaking explosions were a thing of the past for Las Vegas–there haven’t been any nuclear detonations at the Nevada Test Site since 1992 (according to the LV Sun, anyway), and above-ground testing stopped way before that.

And it’s not as if the federal government is detonating a weapon of mass destruction a few miles from the Strip. If anything, it might be an anti-WMD. Read about it , from Breitbart.com:

The US military plans to detonate a 700 tonne explosive charge in a test called “Divine Strake” that will send a mushroom cloud over Las Vegas, a senior defense official said.

“I don’t want to sound glib here but it is the first time in Nevada that you’ll see a mushroom cloud over Las Vegas since we stopped testing nuclear weapons,” said James Tegnelia, head of the Defense Threat Reduction Agency.

Tegnelia said the test was part of a US effort to develop weapons capable of destroying deeply buried bunkers housing nuclear, chemical or biological weapons.

“We have several very large penetrators we’re developing,” he told defense reporters.

“We also have — are you ready for this – a 700-tonne explosively formed charge that we’re going to be putting in a tunnel in Nevada,” he said.

“And that represents to us the largest single explosive that we could imagine doing conventionally to solve that problem,” he said.

The aim is to measure the effect of the blast on hard granite structures, he said.

“If you want to model these weapons, you want to know from a modeling point of view what is the ideal best condition you could ever set up in a conventional weapon — what’s the best you can do.

“And this gets at the best point you could get on a curve. So it allows us to predict how effective these kinds of weapons … would be,” he said.

He said the Russians have been notified of the test, which is scheduled for the first week of June at the Nevada test range.

“We’re also making sure that Las Vegas understands,” Tegnelia said.

BREITBART.COM – US to test 700-tonne explosive

Because I didn’t find much coverage in the news, I thought this might be a hoax. But you can read this EPA Pre-Approval Draft that says pretty unambiguously that there will be a huge detonation in Tunnel 16 of the Test Site as part of “Divine Strake.”

That being said, I guess I do “understand” the test. But I’ve got to confess that I’ve got no idea what a “strake” is. So I looked it up on Wikipedia:

1. part of a boat or ship. It is a strip of planking in a wooden vessel or of plating in a metal one, running longitudinally along the vessel’s side, its bottom or between them on the turn of the bilge.
2. a device for controlling air flow over an aircraft.
3. a tool for tamping down and levelling semi-fluid materials into a mould.

I guess that they’re using the tertiary definition here: “The word Strake also refers to a straightedge used for levelling a bed of sand, or striking poured concrete or plaster level with the edges of the formwork or mould into which it has been poured. (from Wikipedia)” Still, it’s a little confusing, because it sounds like they want to penetrate the hardened bunker, rather than just plane off sand or plaster. But I guess “Divine Penetrator” is just too over the top, even for these purposes.

I wonder if they’re going to bring back mushroom-cloud parties and that sort of thing, or just ignore it?

Baseball embraces gambling

Hypocrisy regarding gambling is nothing new–as a historical phenomenon, it’s a few thousand years old. But people and organizations keep finding new ways to contradict their stated principles in search of a buck. Don’t believe me? Ask the Boston Globe:

Red Sox fans who play the state lottery now have a chance at the ultimate prize: season tickets for life.

That’s the top giveaway of a Red Sox scratch-ticket game that the Massachusetts State Lottery unveiled yesterday. Players also can win Red Sox cruise packages and jerseys used in games, as well as more traditional prizes of up to $1 million.

Fans will be able to pay $5 for the Red Sox Instant Ticket beginning April 11, the date of the Sox’s home opener. The Red Sox are the first team in Major League Baseball to unveil a lottery game, but several others — including the New York Yankees and Mets — have plans to follow suit.

The games are a result of a deal struck between Major League Baseball and a subsidiary of Scientific Games Corp. of New York to let team logos be used on instant tickets. In the next few years, dozens of teams are expected to unveil lottery games, executives said.

The National Basketball Association, National Hockey League, and NASCAR already have similar agreements with Scientific Games and are featured in some state lottery games. Under the terms of the Sox’s deal, the team will not get royalties from lottery ticket sales, but Scientific Games will pay the team an undisclosed lump sum for supplying the prizes. (The New York Times Co., owner of The Boston Globe, holds a 17 percent stake in the Red Sox.) The Sox also are planning to sell lottery tickets at Fenway Park this year.
State to roll out Sox scratch tickets – The Boston Globe

So it’s OK for teams to put their name on lottery scratchers–one of the worst-odds gambles out there–but putting $10 on the winner of a game is immoral?

Lacking any philosophical or moral objections to gambling, it is difficult to articulate exactly why some forms of it are permissible while others aren’t.

Fun with amazon

it’s been a while since I looked at the amazon.com page for Cutting the Wire. According to something called the Fog Index, it’s pretty hard to read–only 6% of books are harder. But at 5,247 words per dollar, it’s a huge bargain. I also manage to use the word “gaming” 724 times, and “fight” 61 times. A numerologist could have a field day with all those numbers.

What I find strange is that the lists in the Listmania! section aren’t really related to the book at all. Most puzzling is the “So You’d Like To…” guides. For Amazon.com: Cutting the Wire: Gambling Prohibition And the Internet (The Gambling Studies Series): Books: David G. Schwartz

More about more food

It’s an exciting time to be a buffet devotee in Las Vegas, that’s for sure. First, VegasResource has revealed its list of the Top 20 buffets in town. I wish more people were as honest with their titles as “billhere” of VR:

THE TOP 20 BUFFETS IN LAS VEGAS, IN MY OPINION, ARE:

1. Wynn Las Vegas.
2. Aladdin.
3. Bellagio.
4. Harrah’s.
5. Paris Las Vegas.
6. Rio Carnival World Buffet.
7. Mirage.
8. Sunset Station.
9. Orleans.
10. Green Valley Ranch Station Casino.

These are only the top ten–email VegasResource.com to get on the mailing list to see the whole thing

If you like Vegas values, you should really get the Vegas Resource newsletter. You can also see the twelve worst buffets–that’s not an easy list to make.

If you’re still in the mood for big eating, here’s the official press release about the Las Vegas Hilton’s try at the world’s biggest buffet:

CHEW ON THIS: “GUINNESS WORLD RECORD” ATTEMPT FOR LARGEST BUFFET

CELEBRATES ALKA-SELTZER ®’S 75TH ANNIVERSARY

Comedian Kathy Griffin Takes the First Bite

WHAT: Alka-Seltzer, the antacid known for its effervescent fast relief of indigestion and heartburn, makes an attempt to set a “Guinness World Record” for the “World’s Largest Buffet” in celebration of its 75th anniversary. The 500-item buffet, located at the classic Las Vegas Hilton, will be hosted by actress and comedian Kathy Griffin.

The buffet will be open to the public* at a cost of $7.50 per person, with all of the proceeds to be donated to America’s Second Harvest, the nation’s largest charitable hunger-relief organization.

WHEN: Tuesday, March 28, 2006
11:00 am buffet opens to public

WHO: Hosted By: Comedian Kathy Griffin (Prescheduled Interviews Required)
“Guinness World Record” Representative

Broadcast Visuals Include:

• World’s Largest Buffet
• Hundreds of side dishes, main entrees, salads and desserts
• Las Vegans helping Alka-Seltzer become a part of record-making history

WHERE: Las Vegas Hilton
3000 Paradise Road
Hilton Ballroom A

You can’t say you haven’t been warned. I’m just guessing that, with Alka-Seltzer sponsoring it, you won’t be finding any celebrity chefs serving food here.

A look at the past

Doing my job at the Center for Gaming Research, I run across all sorts of interesting facts. For example, take this gem, pulled from the 1979 Form 10-K for Golden Nugget, Inc.:

The Registrant’s hotel provides luxury accomodations and facilities. Management emphasizes courtesy and service to its customers and attempts to maintain a high standard of excellence in all its operations.

While it is impossible to distinguish accurately between local and tourist clientele, the Registrant believes that a substantial portion of its Las Vegas business is derived from tourists, primarily from Southern California. The Registrant also believes that the downtown area of Las Vegas has historically attracted and will continue to attract more local business than the major hotel and casinos located approximately five miles away in an area commonly known as the “Strip.”

This is kind of interesting, because there was no real concept of “locals casinos” yet, but it is clear that locals were an important part of the GNLV business model.

Apprentice opportunity

I’ve been out of the office for two days, so of course my inbox is filled with all sorts of campus announcements including, for some reason, a blatant advertising for the DaVinci Code. And then there’s this:

Could the next “Apprentice” also be a Rebel?

Find out… when NBC brings the search for Donald Trump’s next “Apprentice” to the UNLV campus!

Now casting for a sixth season, “The Apprentice” is a reality-based program pitting executives and entrepreneurs in competition through a series of business-related tasks. The ultimate victor in this competitive “job interview” wins the opportunity to work on a high-profile project for Donald Trump.

A special casting session, offered exclusively to UNLV students, alumni, faculty and staff will be held on Friday April 7, from 10 a.m. to 1 p.m., in room 201 of the Stan Fulton Building on campus.

“Open” casting calls for the series have attracted thousands of prospective candidates in cities across the nation. This special UNLV-only session will be a unique opportunity to meet with casting directors from “The Apprentice” on a one-on-one basis.

Casting directors are interested in smart, successful contestants from all professions with strong personalities and the will to succeed in cutthroat competition.

Interviews will be conducted on a first-come, first-served basis. Those interested should download an application form at www.nbc.com. Please note that you must be over 21 to participate. Audition tapes are not required for in-person interviews.

For more information, please visit www.nbc.com.

If you are curious, check out the application form for yourself.

Go for it. I know that there’s got to be some UNLV-affiliated people who read this and are “successful in business.”

Freefalling cat

I saw something really neat on the news yesterday, and I just knew I had to share it with the assortment of regular readers, online gamblers, and people looking to buy casino carpet who visit my site. This story is covered virtually everywhere, but I particularly like First Coast News‘s package, which includes audio:

Piper the cat had been stuck in a tree for eight days when help arrived on Monday to rescue the frisky feline. But as the cat’s rescuer grew closer, Piper climbed higher.

It wasn’t long before a tiny branch gave way and Piper went flying 80 feet. On the way down, the cat struck a branch, which may have broken his fall.

After a brief search, Piper’s owner, Rodney Colvin, managed to pull the cat from his hiding place underneath a car. Colvin said Piper appeared to be fine, but he took him to the vet to make sure.

Free Falling Feline Caught on Tape

Follow the link to the story and click on “Start video.” You won’t be disappointed. I’ve been trying to figure out if the thing that Piper is swinging around as he(?) falls is his tail or his left leg. You’ve got to love how Piper lands, bounces up a few inches, then scrambles off. Talk about taking a bump…. Some might say that Piper is just a “glorified stuntman,” but I think it was very impressive.

While on the site, I found another story that’s great: Man Conquers Three Pound Burger. Seriously, watch the video. I think it’s a really good example of great storytelling. I mean, Victor Blackwell (the reporter and burger conquerer) took something that happens every day–someone eating lunch–and made it into a story that I, for one, wanted to see. Just imagine what that guy could do in Vegas.

A different kind of lottery

Lotteries have been put to many uses over the millennia. In Ancient Rome, for example, the Vestal Virgins were chosen by lottery, as were several government posts. (All this, by the way, is in Roll the Bones) And, of course, plenty of states and nations use lotteries to get revenues. But the Georgetown Hoya has an article about a lottery that is much more expensive, and has potentially a greater reward:

Under the Diversity Immigrant Visa Program, run annually by the U.S. Department of State, citizens of nations that have sent less than 50,000 immigrants in the last five years to the United States are eligible to enter a lottery to win a permanent residency visa.

Prospective applicants for visas submit an entry in a lottery in which 50,000 permanent residency visas are made available. A computer at the Kentucky Consular Center tallies the amount of entrants and randomly selects winners, Powerball-style, ensuring that no more than 7 percent of the lottery’s total winners are from one country.

Egyptians were among the top Diversity Visa lottery winners in 2004, in which 6,439 of the 90,000 winners (more winners are chosen than visas available, as they may for numerous reasons be unable to get their visa) were Egyptian in a lottery that saw over 6.3 million entrants worldwide.

The DV lottery is open to anyone who has attained a high school education or worked for over two years at a job that requires specialized training. For people who have no other connection to the United States — those without relatives, spouses or employers in the United States to sponsor them in their visa application process — the DV lottery offers a chance at admittance into the proverbial land of opportunity. The very name of the program suggests an effort by the U.S. government to foster “diversity” in the United States by opening the nation’s doors to citizens of many nationalities.

Yet despite this premise at pluralism, to many the DV lottery is merely a gamble.

The Hoya | Gambling Way to U.S. Not So Easy

Using the numbers McIntosh gave, I get a 90,000 out of 6.3 million chance of winning, or a 1 in 70 chance. That’s way better than hitting the Powerball jackpot, which Durango Bill gives as “one chance in 146,107,962.” On the other hand, you’ve got about a 1 in 37 chance of winning something (which might only be $3) at Powerball, whereas this is an all or nothing deal.

I just thought this was another reminder of how gambling is woven into the very thread of many world cultures.

Keeping it simple

One of the challenges of being an academic who’s asked to comment on history for the media is being able to share my ideas about history in a way that is accessible to all. The articles I write for the Business Press, for example, have a different tone than purely scholarly articles that I write. But, if this transcript from KLAS-TV is to believed, I might have gone too far:

In its early days, gaming small clubs and corner bars. It was the sole reason for tourists to trek to the middle of the desert. As more people came, so did the hotels, restaurants and shops — turning Las Vegas into mega-resorts and the world famous Strip.

Early lawmakers would probably be stunned at how gaming impacted Nevada.

David Schwartz, director of UNLV’s Center for Gaming Research, said, “So, they really had no idea the scale. They saw it as one of the things the state would do along with industrial, commercial efforts. If they were to come back here today! Casinos got so big!”

KLASTV.com – Nevada’s 75 Years of Legalized Gambling

I haven’t seen the video package on the big 75th, (click on the link to the left of the story) so you can judge exactly what I said–I think I’m on there. But I’d like to think that I don’t really! talk! in exclamation points! And I think a few words were left out. Still, it’s funny stuff.

Maybe that’s what I should have called Suburban Xanadu: “Casinos Got So Big! The Casino Resort on the Las Vegas Strip and Beyond.”

Wing and a prayer

For some reason, I get a “CityAtlantic” email newsletter. Usually, it’s just a bunch of shilling for whatever big events are coming up, but this issue has a real gem: an unsigned manifesto about one man’s aborted journey to greatness. From CityAtlantic.com:

Being overweight comes with a lot of baggage… and I’m not just talking about extra “junk in the trunk”. I shop at places named “Big and Tall” and I’m still hungry even after Super-Sizing. I might be loosing the Battle of the Bulge, but all that changed when I transformed my generic hunger into an appetite for victory. After weeks of talking about my eating prowess, I decided to put my mouth where my mouth was and compete in the Super Bowl of eating…Wing Bowl XIV. The following story is one man’s pursuit of a dream.

For those of you who might not be familiar with this event, it was started by the morning radio team at 610 WIP and has grown to be one of Philly’s most outrageous and popular events. So many people show up for this event that they literally have to turn away thousands of people. They even charged $5 admission this year and still drew over 20,000 people to the Wachovia Center.

Once inside, there are parade floats, marching bands, The Wingettes, beer and of course, lots and lots of wings. Just like the Olymipcs, you must first qualify to be a contestant in the Wing Bowl. You can qualify by winning one of the preliminary events or going on the air and impressing the judges with a feat of ravenous proportions. This year contestants have qualified by doing things such as eating; a loaf of white bread in 6 mins, 2 lbs. of gefilte fish in 5 mins, a pound of cookie dough in 4 mins or chugging a jar of bleu cheese in 3 mins. I decided my best chance of getting into Wing Bowl was to compete in a qualifyer. It would give me a chance to see how I stack up against the competition and acclimate me to the rigorous conditions of competitive eating.

The Wing Bowl was created by the morning radio team of 610WIP as a service to the people of Philadelphia. Since the Eagles were rarely a Super Bowl contender, the people of Philly had nothing to look forward to around the time of the Super Bowl. Wing Bowl to the rescue.

Held on the Friday before the Super Bowl, Wing Bowl has grown to be one of Philly’s favorite annual events. The stories of the massive turnouts, early-morning beer drinking and impressive eating are now the stuff of urban legend in the area.

The year’s Wing Bowl was won by 22-year-old Joey Chestnut from San Jose, California. He took home a 2006 Suzuki Grand Vitara S Model, valued at $20,594; a ring from Steven Singer Jewelers, valued at $5,500; a commemorative medallion and the respect of the best eaters in the nation. Chestnut established a new record this year by eating 173 wings throughout the three rounds of competition.
A Wing Too Far

Click through to read the rest. If the link has expired, all you need to know is that he didn’t make either of two qualifiers, and jobbed to a guy named “Dr. Winglove” in his third qualifier.

Chugging a jar of bleu cheese dressing might be one of the most disgusting things I’ve read about this week, and I generally like bleu cheese. I’m amazed that they get 20,000 people paying to watch this.

And my readers who thought that the prose of Mr. “The ocean has nothing but time” was disappointing will have a field day with this un-named correspondent’s stylistic choices. The fun never ends.