One-liner of the week

I always keep an eye open for a good turn of phrase in the sometimes-dry world of gaming and casino news. Adam Goldman with the AP had some great phrases (anyone remember the great pedicab pedophiles line?) So I was pleased to see David McKee of the Las Vegas Business Press have some fun with a story about the redevelopment of the Roman Forum area:

As recently as last spring, Caesars Palace President Gary Selesner was attempting to pump life into the Roman Forum, Caesars’ outdoor-performance plaza. “Up ‘til now it’s been used quite sporadically,” Selesner told the Business Press last April. At the time, he was planning a summer 2006 relaunch of the Forum, with a concert series inaugurated by Peter Frampton.

Frampton may have come alive but the Forum did not, it seems.
It now appears that Harrah’s Entertainment has thrown in the towel on efforts to revive the plaza, on the northwest corner of Las Vegas Boulevard and Flamingo Road.

Las Vegas Business Press :: News Update : Harrah’s plans new Caesars tower, scraps Roman Forum

Bolding it might have been gilding the lily, but that’s just funny.

On the serious side, this makes a lot of sense–I think that we’ll see more properties getting more use out of their existing land base. It’s a little amazing that 40 years ago the best and highest use of all of that prime Strip-front land was surface parking.

Rare look inside the Sky Villas

It’s November sweeps, so you might have noticed your local TV news ratcheting things up a little. Los Angeles’s CBS2 made the drive up I-15 and gave viewers a very slickly-produced glimpse inside the Las Vegas Hilton’s Sky Villas. These three suites–the Verona, Tusancy, and Conrad–were Hilton’s 1994 reaction to the high-roller wars. I don’t know if he’s credited on-air, but Ira David Sternberg, the LVH’s VP of Communications and Community Relations, is the guy being interviewed. So if you want to hear all about the butler service, Barry Manilow’s humidifier, and the ghost of Elvis, check out the video on CBS2:

Inside the Sky Villas

The suites might be a little removed from what’s currently in vogue–the hip, contemporary style–but I think that isn’t necessarily a bad thing. It’s commentary enough on this city that something built in 1994 would be considered dated at all, and I think that it points to a need to preserve some links with the past.

I’m not saying that hotels should never renovate–on the contrary, I’ve always maintained that it’s essential for any hospitality business, especially casino resorts, to stay in touch with what the public wants. I just think that it’s a good idea to let a few areas remain true to their original design. This doesn’t mean that they don’t get plasma screens or wireless connectivity, or periodic freshening. It just means that, when the operators make changes, they remain true to the original design. I think that forty years from now it might be a selling point that a suite looks pretty much the way it did when Barry Manilow stayed there, and that guests can play the same piano he did.

The 1990s will be remembered as incredible boom years for Las Vegas, much like the 1950s. It’s strange to imagine now, but in 2046 people might be clamoring for a little piece of “Classic 1990s Vegas.” So while I imagine that there are some at the Hilton who’d like to redo the suites in earthtones and hardwood, it would be great if they could keep at least one in it’s original style.

One final note: I’ve been inside all three Sky Villas, and they are probably bigger than they look. I’ve been in a few suites that are in the same ballpark (particularly one at the Sands Macau), but I’m not sure that I’ve ever been in a bigger one.

A foolish review of Roll the Bones

I’ve gotten another really positive review of Roll the Bones. This one appeared in the Motley Fool, and considers the book’s utility for investors:

The ruffle of shuffled cards, the muted rumble of thrown dice, the dings of slot machines. The sounds of gambling are all over, with casinos found within a reasonable distance of many Americans and mega-resorts all around the world. With the rise in Internet gambling, those sounds now include the click of a mouse.

Those sounds are not popular with everyone, of course. Throughout history, there have been many attempts to close down gambling of all kinds. The recent move by Congress to try to suppress online gambling, affecting companies such as CryptoLogic (Nasdaq: CRYP) and PartyGaming, is only the latest skirmish in a long war fought against those who wish to gamble. While this move could potentially hurt the profits of companies like CryptoLogic, it won’t eliminate gambling. No governmental attempt in history has been able to do that.

How do I know? Well, David G. Schwartz’s book, Roll the Bones: The History of Gambling, describes many such attempts throughout history. All of them ultimately failed. What is ironic, though, is that while governments have sometimes cracked down on gambling, at other times they have been a silent partner, raking in a percentage of the profits. Consistency is not in the cards, so to speak.
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The book itself is not an investing book per se. However, if you are considering an investment in companies such as Harrah’s or Motley Fool Hidden Gems pick Ameristar Casinos (Nasdaq: ASCA), it will make an entertaining and educational read.

Foolish Book Review: “Roll the Bones: The History of Gambling” [Fool.com: Commentary] November 29, 2006

Definitely check out those Hidden Gems–if the Motley staff is as good at picking stocks as they are at reviewing non-fiction, you’ll be rolling in the dough.

If you want to read two more reviews, try these:
Roll The Bones by David Schwartz – Book Review at Two Way Hard Three
and
Centuries of courting Lady Luck – Baltimore Sun
and
UNLV historian recounts the primeval urge to gamble at the Las Vegas Business Press

Lies, Inc.

I borrowed the title from Philip K. Dick (don’t worry–I’ll return it when I’m done), because it completely suits this story. If you’ve got the money, an “ailibi service company” will gladly help you lie to those who trust and love you. From the Las Vegas Sun:

Mary is married, and Mary is having an affair. The Chicago wife told her husband she was sightseeing in Los Angeles last August, but that was a lie. Mary and her boyfriend were vacationing in Las Vegas, and Mary paid a professional cover-up company $350 to ensure her husband would never find out.

He didn’t. The Alibi Network, an Illinois company that specializes in its namesake – alibis – armed Mary with a fake airplane itinerary, fake hotel reservations and a fake hotel answering service; when her husband phoned Mary’s fake room in Los Angeles, the call was routed to her real cell phone in Las Vegas. Three months later, Mary doesn’t want her name printed in the paper. She’s planning on using the Alibi Network again.

“I needed to get away,” she said. “I set something up.”

Mary isn’t the only person whose tracks, covered for a cost, lead to Las Vegas. Michael DeMarco, the Alibi Network’s vice president of marketing, says Las Vegas is a top destination for company clientele, who come to gamble in secret and “get their groove on.”

It’s only natural, DeMarco says, in a city where what happens, stays.

“I think the appeal for Vegas is its reputation,” he says, trailing off. “It’s warm; it’s relatively clean.”

Costs for cover-ups range anywhere from $75 for a temporary untraceable phone number to $1,500 for a “full-blown alibi,” DeMarco says. It’s not a service you want to scrimp on.

“If I’m going to pay a liar,” DeMarco says, “I want the best one.”

Las Vegas SUN: Lies that ring true

I just couldn’t believe that this was for real. So I check the Museum of Hoaxes and, yes, it’s real.

That’s not all. There’s a website for the company: Alibi Network. Here’s the funny thing: in addition to getting them to lie for you, you can buy T-shirts, including this one:
All your sins

I’ve got to think that wearing a shirt that says “Alibi Your Reality” might tip your hand–people around you will probably start getting suspicious. (Great shirt design, by the way–the slogan was absolutely NOT just photoshopped onto an existing image. I completely trust the Alibi Network.)

That aside, I’d love to bring this shirt to a theologians’ conference, toss it inside, and then listen to the firestorm of theorizing that will inevitably ensue. If all one’s sins are covered, can one truly choose between good or evil? Does one have freewill?

What I like best about the company is how they’re turned something like deception into a solid business–a sad commentary on where we’re at today. All that said, I’ve got to think that they get plenty of business from this town.

Book Review: Casino Royale

Ian Fleming. Casino Royale. New York: Signet Books, 1953. 144 pages.

“JAMES BOND declares war on Le Chiffre, French Communist of paymaster of the Soviet murder organization SMERSH.
The battle begins for the ace secret agent in a fifty-million franc game of baccarat…gains momentum in his fiery love affair with a sensuous lady spy…and reaches a chilling climax with fiendish torture at the hands of a master sadist.”
—from the back cover

With all of the hype surrounding the recent release of Casino Royale, the major motion picture, I thought I’d review the original Ian Fleming novel, which launched the massive 007 franchise. I’m using the 1953 Signet paperback edition here. Given the tremendous response for my Barry Manilow concert review, I’m going to start doing more reviews, and this seemed like a natural.

As of now, I haven’t seen the new movie, but I did sit through about half of the 1967 movie version of Casino Royale. If you want a recap of that monstrosity, check this Agony Booth review. Interestingly, there was an earlier TV adaptation as well—check this mini-review (courtesy of the Agony Booth as well) right here.

All that said, let’s get down to business. The book opens brilliantly, and rings quite true:

The scent and smoke and sweat of a casino are nauseating at three in the morning. Then the soul-erosion produced by high gambling—a compost of greed and fear and nervous tension—becomes unbearable, and the senses awake and revolt from it.

It’s hard to believe that Fleming wrote that fifteen years before Circus Circus opened. This is clearly a man who’s spent some serious time in casinos. You might think that the rest of the novel is going to be a polemic against gambling, but it’s not: Bond loves gambling, which is the reason he gets tabbed for the job in the Casino Royale. Fleming gives a neat sketch of the happy gambler on page 37:

Bond had always been a gambler. He loved the dry riffle of the cards and the constant unemphatic drama of the quiet figures around the green tables. He liked the solid, studied comfort of cardrooms and casinos, the well-padded arms of the chairs, the glass of champagne or whisky at the elbow, the quiet unhurried impartiality of the roulette ball and the playing cards—and their eternal bias.

It goes on for a while in that vein. It’s as if Fleming had to tell his readers, “yes, I know that gambling is really dreadful, but here’s why it’s so much fun, too.”

The fact that the book is larded with French words and phrases shows how much authors’ expectations of readers’ cultural literacy has dropped. The casino, for example, doesn’t have a main cage—it has a caisse. And the people who work there aren’t cashiers—they’re caissiers. It adds to the sense that the world Fleming is bringing to life is, a half-century later, a few steps removed. I think most books written today assume that the reader can barely understand English.

The plot isn’t that complicated: a Soviet-funded agent whose main gig is to serve secret financier of a French communist trade union, bought a chain of brothels with money Leningrad had sent him for his labor organizing. After the French government outlawed prostitution, his investment went south, so the agent, known only as Le Chiffre (the cipher), does what everyone facing bankruptcy should: he takes the twenty-five million francs remaining in the union treasury and heads for the casino.

Here’s an aside about the heavy: having seen enough of the 1967 Casino Royale, I couldn’t help but imagine the character as Orson Welles. And, reflecting perhaps my crass sense of humor, I couldn’t help but read his name as “Le Shittre.”

Truth-in-advertising nuts might want to give Signet Books a call, if they’re still taking correspondence for a 53-years old paperback edition. Contrary to the back cover, Le Shittre isn’t the paymaster of SMERSH, the Soviet secret agency whose name means “death to spies” (they’re sort of like KGB internal affairs on steroids, because they discover and liquidate traitorous Soviet agents), but of the union. The whole reason that he heads to the casino is to recoup his lost investment before SMERSH finds out and executes him.

Basically, British intelligence finds out what Le Shittre is up to and sends Bond down to the French seaside resort of Royale (whose casino Le Shittre has set up in) to beat him at baccarat.

Wait! I know what you’re thinking. Since baccarat is played against the house, what difference would it make whether a British secret agent plays at the same table as Le Shittre? In fact, it’s only in American casinos that baccarat became popular as a house-banked game—before that, it was banked by anyone who had the cash. You basically set up shop at a table, took on all comers, and paid a rake to the house for the courtesy. Fleming does a great job of explaining how the game works on page 52, and even name checks Nick Zographos and the Greek syndicate early in the novel. If you’ve read Roll the Bones, you’ll remember that Zographos and his group banked most of the baccarat action in France around the time the novel was written.

There’s not much to the story: Bond arrives at the casino, watches Le Shittre for a few days, plays him in the big game, then lives with the consequences. Another quibble with the back cover: the fiendish torture happens at around page 90 (of a 142-page book), and the love affair (which is lukewarm at best, with lots of awkward silence and miscommunication) happens a little later, so technically they got it backwards.

Having grown up with the James Bond movies, I’ve always thought that he was supposed to be the epitome of class and coolness, and particularly smooth with the ladies. But this Bond isn’t. On learning that he’s going to be paired with a woman, Bond laments that he’s being saddled with a “pest of a girl,” since all women do is get in the way and fog things up “with sex and hurt feelings and all the emotional baggage the carried around.” But it gets worse: for no reason, Bonds says “bitch” aloud, while musing about what a pain his female co-spy will be—even though he hasn’t met her yet. Of course, if he’s read even one noir novel, he’ll know that, in the context of the narrative, he’s right: the girl isn’t going to be anything but trouble. But how would the character intuit that?

And this Bond isn’t that perceptive, either. Anyone who’s been in a casino will probably be howling with laughter at this gem:

Bond’s experience told him that few of the Asiatic races were courageous gamblers, even the much-vaunted Chinese being inclined to lose heart if the going was bad. (p.57-8)

There’s some other weird racial stuff in the book. Le Shittre’s dossier includes runs down a physical description of the guy, including this line: “Ears small, with large lobes, indicating some Jewish blood.” ?!?!?! That’s a stereotype I’ve never heard before. Maybe he really was just an advance scout for the Ferengi Commerce Authority. That would explain the obsession with making a profit.

While I’m poking fun at the book’s dated ideas, there is a funny bit about a pothead hitman thug. Seriously. Here’s the description:

Bond guessed that he would kill without interest or concern for what he had killed, and that he would prefer strangling. He had something of Lennie in Of Mice and Men, but his inhumanity would not come from infantilism, but from drugs. Marihuana, decided Bond. (p. 63)

I didn’t know that the best hired guns were potheads, but I guess Bond knows what he’s talking about there. It would have been funny if, at a crucial juncture, the alleged thug just mellowed out on the couch and ate a bag of Doritos. Given that in the next paragraph, Bond fantasizes over whether the other thug’s hair covers his whole body (Bond thinks it does: “Naked, Bond supposed, he would be an obscene object” is how the paragraph ends), you can ask yourself how this novel became the template for one of the most successful franchises in movie history, or how Bond evolved into the smooth spy we all know.

During the climactic baccarat game, Le Shittre takes a few hits from a Benzedrine inhaler. I’ve never seen one, but I had a distinct mental image of Orson Welles going all Frank Booth in the baccarat pit. Maybe if Bond had just worn blue velvet, everything would have been alright.

Speaking of which, there’s the famous torture scene, where Le Shittre apparently blasts Bond in the package with a carpet beater. I say “apparently,” because it’s very delicately worded, and doesn’t describe exactly what’s going on–a little too much is left to the reader’s imagination. Maybe it’s because we’re used to more detailed, lurid prose now.

On a related note, I think that Ian Fleming may have invented the Agony Booth, or at least the idea of the agony booth. I know that continuity geeks are doing to say that it was really Phlox and Reed in the alternate universe, but consider Bond’s thoughts as he awaits the testicular carpet beater of anguish:

Bond closed his eyes and waited for the pain. He knew that the beginning of torture was the worst. There is a parabola of agony. A crescendo leading up to a peak, and then the nerves are blunted and react progressively less until unconsciousness and death. (p.94)

Compare this to Memory Alpha’s description of the agony booth:

The booth works by stimulating the pain center of virtually any humanoid, a synaptic scan calibrates it for each species. Traditional forms of punishment can overwhelm the nervous system, after a time the brain ceases to feel anything. However, the agony booth possesses sensors that continually shift the stimulation from one nerve cluster to another, keeping the subject in a constant state of agony, hence its name. (italics mine)

I think that Fleming’s got a far better literary style than Memory Alpha, but it sounds very close.

On the whole, the novel is a little disappointing. James Bond doesn’t actually kill anyone in it: two Bulgarians who try to assassinate him about a quarter-way through the book actually blow themselves up, in a scene that is straight out of Spy vs. Spy. And the cunning Le Shittre isn’t done in by Bond himself, but a dues ex machina that, if you think about it, renders the entire book superfluous. With a half-century of hype behind us, we’re probably a bit jaded, but Casino Royale, while well written and a decent thriller, isn’t really that exceptional, and the Bond of the book is a shadow of the movie Bond.

Now I think I know why, no disrespect to Ian Fleming intended, I’ve never heard anyone say that the Bond books were better than the Bond movies.

That said, you can have some real fun reading the book once and imagining David Niven as Bond, then starting from scratch with Peter Sellers, then moving on to Woody Allen. I could definitely see Sellers as Bond in the scene where the Bulgarians blow themselves up when trying to kill Bond. In fact, that might be where they got the idea for a half of the gags in The Pink Panther.

In summary, it’s a quick, fun read, and a really good look into the past, so if you want to laugh a little, give it a read. And it’s got one of the best literary descriptions I’ve seen of French-style baccarat, so you can read it for genuine historical detail, too.

Big money at Pocono Downs

Slot machines are wonderful things, if only for their power to transform formerly obscure sites into hotly-debated centers of finance. Seriously. Five years ago, if you had said that the goings-on at a Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania racetrack were going to be front-page news anywhere, people would have said you were nuts. Well, thanks to the almighty Slot, Pocono Downs has its moment in the sun. From the The Citizens Voice:

Mohegan Sun at Pocono Downs officials can’t really say if the numbers they’re seeing out of Pennsylvania’s first slots parlor are better or worse than expected.

“We really didn’t know what to expect as the first casino in the Commonwealth,” said Robert Soper, president and CEO of the facility.

Still, financial figures coming out of the facility are eye-popping on a local level.

Gamblers pumped $39.3 million into slot machines at the Mohegan Sun at Pocono Downs in just the first week of operation. They won back $35.3 million, as the machines have been paying out an average of 90 cents on every dollar waged.

Of the $4.08 million left in the machines after all the winnings were paid out, the state has taken $1.4 million for property tax relief, $163,000 for local government, $204,000 for economic development and tourism, and roughly $490,000 for the state’s horse racing industry, according to figures provided by the state Department of Revenue. That left the casino with weekly slots revenues of $1.83 million, before operating expenses.

Few expect the casino to keep up that pace.

“We’re pleased with the first week, but we’re cautiously optimistic, as we know that the high volumes will smooth out over time as the novelty wears off,” Soper said.

The Citizens Voice – $39.3 million wagered at Mohegan Sun in first week

My very rough calculations show that the slots’ average win/day was around $529–better than casinos in Atlantic City and Connecticut. For that matter, it’s better than just about everywhere in the country.

By the way, if you want to see something moderately amusing, click over and keep reading the story–you’ll see that your humble blogging friend quoted.

Antigua v. US: Round three…fight!!

I just love this headline: Tiny Antigua grabs the US by its illegal, online dice. The story is interesting, too:

Has the time actually come for Congress to read its own legislation?

In the wee hours before Congressmen could head off for their election year recess, they managed to churn out a mound of unread anti-gambling legislation. In their haste to vacate, the lawmakers added fuel to a smoldering trade dispute between the tiny island paradise of Antigua and the superpower to the north. While the conflict centers around online gambling, it could well end up disrupting the businesses of companies such as Microsoft and Google, if the US is unable to fend off the bully Antigua.

The legislation in question primarily sought to restrict access to online gaming sites for American players by criminalizing financial transactions between American financial institutions and the sites in question. It has, however, had the unintended consequence of strengthening Antigua’s hand in its dispute with America before the World Trade Organization (WTO) over the supply of cross border gambling services. As Mark Mendel, Antigua’s lead attorney in the case explained to El Reg:

The new legislation strengthens our arguments that the US permits domestic remote gambling but not foreign remote gambling, as it has a number of ‘carve outs’ for domestic operations that cannot apply to foreign ones. It is just further evidence of the discriminatory effect of US laws and the [American] government’s enforcement of them.

In its hurried attempt to penalize the foreign-based online gaming outfits without offending the American-based horse racing and Indian casino industries, Congress managed to bring into bold relief the crux of Antigua’s claim against the United States – namely that American law treats foreign suppliers of gambling services differently than its own. Such equitable treatment between trading partners forms the backbone of the WTO, and, if Antigua has its way, American intellectual property owners will ultimately pay the price for the American government’s refusal to open its market to at least certain types of internet gambling.

Tiny Antigua grabs the US by its illegal, online dice

Fans of Mortal Kombat will have to imagine that game’s narrator reading this post’s headline to get the full dramatic effect.

I’ve already written extensively on the WTO case and the latest gambling “ban” (for that matter, I was a consultant on the WTO case), so the only new thing I’ve got to say is that Congress will learn that in today’s world, borders just aren’t as inviolable as they once were.

G2E hopefuls

I didn’t get to post much last week because I was down at the Global Gaming Expo. Some of the time, I was hanging out at my exhibit on casino dining. Much of the rest of the time, I was trawling the expo floor, talking with exhibitors, in my continuing mission to remain an up-to-date commentator on the world of chance. Learning about new games and technologies is fun, but there is also an undercurrent of sadness around the whole show. The LVRJ explains why:

The hopefuls spent the week on the fringes of the floor of the Las Vegas Convention Center during the Global Gaming Expo, also called G2E.

Each year more people join the fray trying to market their innovations amid the cacophony of the gambling industry’s biggest trade show.

“It’s brutal. The market is being inundated with games,” said Roy Ritner, an Arizona man marketing a game called Pai Gow Express. “For most people, coming here will be an enormous disappointment and an expense.”

Only a tiny fraction of new game ideas make it to casino floors. Successful inventors need to persist through years of false starts and rejection and have some good luck.

“The best games in the world get turned down,” Ritner said. “I hate to tell you the percentages. It is shocking.”

But if a big company buys a game it can mean millions of dollars and a lifetime of royalties for the inventor.

Ritner said a game with about 200 tables in casinos and still growing could be worth $3 million to $5 million.

That’s what drives longtime gamblers, casino workers and others to spend years dedicating their lives and savings to become the next Ernie Moody.

Moody is the former stock broker and Colorado casino owner who invented Triple Play video poker. Triple Play made its debut at the 1997 Global Gaming Expo, and with backing from gaming giant IGT, the game and its spinoffs are among the most popular casino games in the country.
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Besides building, testing and marketing the game, inventors need to patent their idea and pay someone to verify the odds.

Rob Phillips, a Las Vegas-based attorney who specializes in gaming, said it can cost anywhere from $9,000 to $15,000 to navigate the patent process.

And Moody’s success, in a way, has made it harder because it attracted more inventors to gambling than ever before.

“You have a lot of individual, Sunday-afternoon inventors filing cases,” said Phillips. “It is becoming more and more difficult to find new, unique and nonobvious game concepts.”

Even outside the big trade shows, large gaming companies are the subject of constant bombardment from inventors.

“I’d say we get calls daily from people who want to show something to IGT,” said Ed Rogich, vice president of marketing for International Game Technology, which supplies 65 percent of all casino games in North America.

“There is only so much you can do with 52 cards and basic card games that have been around for ages,” Rogich said.

reviewjournal.com — Business – GLOBAL GAMING EXPO 2006: Take my game, please

For every idea that makes it to G2E, there are probably about a hundred that don’t. And for every hundred that make it to the show, there’s probably one that makes it big. Long odds there. Ironically, they are much longer than the odds at convention table games or slots.

In a sense, these game developers are the true gamblers. For that, you’ve got to give them a lot of respect.

Mondo atomic blast

Since I’m two-thirds of the way through the Global Gaming Expo, I’ve reached capacity on gambling-related news and notes. So, instead of talking about EBITDA or racinos, I’m taking a moment to talk about something decidedly non-gambling. For an all-too-brief weekend, Las Vegas (or at least a very, very small part of it) will be returning to those carefree days of the atomic age. Don’t believe me? Read this press release, and come along for the ride:

Lotta Living and Java’s Bachelor Pad are proud to present Mondo Lounge Atomic Frolic from FRIDAY – SUNDAY, January 26th-28th, 2007 at the Aruba Hotel (formerly the 1962 Thunderbird Hotel) on the Las Vegas Strip in the Downtown Arts District of Sin City.

Mondo Lounge Atomic Frolic is the Ultimate Retro Party and Conference. The event is themed around the lifestyle and culture of Americana from 1957 to 1963 and will bring together fans of
retro fashion – tiki – exotica music – car culture – Mid Century Modernism – pin-ups – burlesque – Atomic Age cocktails – Bachelor pad living – swing dance – vintage Vegas Rat Pack vibe…

LIVE MUSIC! VENDORS! SPECIAL GUEST PRESENTATIONS!
and hopefully YOU!

Proceeds will benefit for the newly formed volunteer group Atomic Age Alliance (atomicage.org) dedicated to celebrating classic Las Vegas history. A self driven architectural tour (separate admission) of Las Vegas landmarks will also be held on this same weekend.

FEATURING LIVE IN PERSON – best selling author, Style Network star and NPR podcaster, Brini Maxwell!

Don’t MISS A MINUTE of a weekend full of TOP NOTCH entertainment including: the Martini Kings – Liberace tribute artist Wes Winters – Project: Pimento – Cherry Capri – Octobop – Maxwell de Mille – Robert Ensler as Dean Martin – Clouseaux – Lounge Scene Disc Jockeys from across the country (New York , San Francisco , Portland , Seattle , Los Angeles and of course, Las Vegas) – Kay O’Hara – Burlesque book author Michelle Baldwin – former Miss Exotic World: Kitten de Ville, Erochica Bamboo, award winning burlesque beauties, and slide shows on retro lifestyle, fashion, architecture, music and pop culture..

Retrolicious Vendors: Tiki Farm – Cinema Collectors – Coquette Faux Furriers – Go Go Amy – Falling Cocos – Mr. Swanky’s – Diva Pinups – Allyn Scura Eyeware – Bartiki – Suzanna Anna – Hep Cat PinUps – Lucky Loo Loo and more vendors being added!

Mondo Lounge Atomic Frolic is produced by M-M Stratton of LottaLiving.com and Jason Croft (aka Java) of Java’s BachelorPad.com

Mondo Lounge Atomic Frolic gives an opportunity for the people and businesses that keep Classic Las Vegas culture alive across the country to network.

WHEN: Friday through Sunday, January 26-28, 2007

COST: Presales: $30
Tickets at the door: $40
Architectural Tour: $20
MORE INFO:
http://www.mondoatomic.com
http://www.myspace.com/mondolounge

I just got this in my inbox–I don’t think I personally know the organizers or anything. It just seems like a cool thing to do. If you want to get a small tiki fix to tide you over, check this picture.

Anyway, this looks really neat, and seems like a great idea after spending the past two days in the middle of the Las Vegas Convention Center. Don’t get me wrong–it’s a fine place to visit, but you wouldn’t want to live there.

And, thanks to the magic of the Internet, you can see the great Las Vegas Strip dining exhibit without setting foot on Convention Center Drive.

New exhibit for G2E

I’m off to get interviewed on “Face to Face with Jon Ralston” so I’ve got about thirty seconds to get this down.

First, I was down at G2E yesterday and it is looking immense as always. Remember, I’m doing the signing in room N110 tomorrow at 1:30, so if you are at the show, stop by, say hi, and get a copy of Roll the Bones signed.

Also, the epochal Roll the Bones free book contest is still going on. Click here for info on how you can be a part of history.

Finally, here’s the news: I’ve launched a new exhibit on 50 Years of Dining on the Las Vegas Strip. It’s called 50 Years of Dining on the Las Vegas Strip. Check it out, and be amazed at the progress from flank steak to black truffle soup.