You know your career’s heading downhill when you used to playing parliaments and congresses, but now you’re being booked into bingo halls and casinos. And not even Strip casinos:
At first I thought this was some kind of mistake, or my sleep-deprived brain was playing tricks on me. But no, the former boss of the Soviet Union–remember how well that turned out–is speaking at the Seminole Hard Rock Hollywood Hotel & Casino later this month. You can buy tickets here.
I can guarantee that when he first proposed glasnost and perestroika, Gorby never thought it would end up like this.
So who do you think opens for him? Yakov Smirnoff, maybe?
