86ed for smelling bad

I grabbed this yesterday and saved it to post this morning. In the meantime, I got scooped by Chuckmonster and KLAS. But here’s the original story, from the AP:

Yes, Michael Wax stunk. Hes the first to admit it. The 440-pound Brooklyn man said he was playing poker in an Atlantic City casino for 17 hours Tuesday and didn’t have time to clean up. He understands why grossed-out gamblers complained about his body odor, but said he didn’t deserve stinky treatment from the casino that asked him to leave.

Dave Coskey, a spokesman for the Borgata Hotel Casino & Spa, said it is company policy not to comment on matters involving their customers.

Wax said he told casino officials: "Theres no question I stink. I’m not denying it. I do have an odor. Ive been playing for 17 hours."

Stinky gambler fuming over casino ejection – NewsFlash – mlive.com.

Since this has already been covered, let me bring my own editorial perspective to it. This sort of thing goes on much more than you think, and in my experience it’s been, more often than not, the employees who’ve been counseled on foul odors. Seriously.

There’s a deeper question: could smelling like ass give a poker player a competitive advantage? Some players will do anything to throw everyone else “off their game.” Maybe Odor Boy ™ was deliberately cultivating his funky aroma as part of his grand strategy. Luckily, the Borgata folks put a stop to it.

It’s because of stuff like this that no one I worked with looked forward to being posted in the poker room. Sure, there are hygiene issues, but nothing’s as rewarding as dealing with a guy who’s been playing for two days straight and is now on tilt. Plus, this was pre-poker boom days, so it wasn’t “wow! poker!” it was just a bunch of guys sitting around playing poker.

I feel sorry for the Borgata folks–they’ve worked very hard to create the finest gaming destination outside of Las Vegas, and all they get for their grief (minus the raves for the Water Club) are headlines about some guy stinking up the poker room.

One last note–the guy’s just been told that he smells bad, and he cops to it. Does he think to himself, “My god, I do stink like a goat? How did I get here?” and then decide to seriously examine his lifestyle choices? No, he just wants to shake down the casino for a free room. And why would an apology from the casino even be in order? Odor Boy ™ should have apologized to everyone else at the table for forcing them to put up with his stink.

Lottery records falling

I’ve been meaning to sit down and do a comparative analysis of casino and lotteries revenues over the past year, to see whether the economic downturn (ED) is causing people to gamble less, or just forcing them to curtail trips to Las Vegas and other gaming destinations (and even local venues). Lo and behold, someone’s beaten me to the punch, in a very superficial way. From the State Lottery News:

While casinos around the country are having problems with their revenue numbers for the first time in a long time, state lotteries are not suffering from a similar fate. State lotteries are setting ticket sale records all across North America.

Iowa is the newest state to report that they have broken a sales record. They reported sales of nearly $250 million for the fiscal year that recently ended. The sales were a six percent increase from the previous year.

The Iowa Lottery began back in 1985 and has steadily increased over the years. This year, the $249.2 million was a record. The only time the figures were ever higher was when they offered Touchplay video games for a brief time.

Although it is good news that the state broke the sales record, Iowa Lottery Vice President Mary Neubauer warned that the trend may not continue.

The economy has taken a bite out of lottery sales recently. In Iowa, they were 18 percent ahead of last year in September, but dropped to only six percent by years end. The economy is being blamed for the slowing of sales.

Iowa Lottery Shatters Record For Sales In Fiscal Year.

There’s some major hedging in the last paragraph, but I think that it would be worthwhile to compare lottery and casino revenue for the past two years to see whether they move together, diverge, or have no relationship. I’d particularly like to compare NJ and PA’s numbers.

Really slightly

An earthquake moderately shook up LA and, supposedly Las Vegas this morning:

A strong earthquake shook Southern California on Tuesday, causing buildings to sway and triggering some precautionary evacuations. There were no immediate reports of damage or injuries.

The jolt was felt from Los Angeles to San Diego, and slightly in Las Vegas.

The 11:42 a.m. quake was initially estimated at 5.8 by the U.S. Geological Survey but was revised downward to 5.4. More than a dozen aftershocks quickly followed, the largest estimated at magnitude-3.8.

reviewjournal.com — Associated Press News.

I didn’t feel a thing, so I guess the shaking was very, very slight. It’s a strange day, though: I’ve had two cases of mistaken identity already

Monkeys and money

I thought this was an interesting story. Monkeys don’t have much use for money, but since they like marshmallows, they are up for experiments like this one. From Psychology Today:

Keith Chen and Marc Hauser at Yale University taught monkeys about resources that bear a strong resemblance to money. Monkeys dont care about money, per se, but they do care about marshmallows. This already is a difference of gigantic proportions in that monkeys must learn about resource-exchange using something that is already a primary reinforcer – food – whereas humans can extend the range of their motivations to secondary reinforcers. A resource marshmallows exchange task was introduced whereby pressing a lever would give another monkey a marshmallow; hence this was a task that involved a bit of altruism. Not only were monkeys taught about the game. Two specific monkeys were conditioned entrained, such that one always pulled the lever for his monkey partner thus being a very generous partner and the other never pulled the lever for his partner stingy. Then they let these conditioned monkeys play the game with other monkeys. Monkeys that played with the highly generous monkey figured it out and quickly took advantage of him. Monkeys that played with the stingy monkey also figured it out quickly and subsequently shunned or were aggressive toward him.

The Evolution of Economic Rationality: Do Monkeys Understand Money? | Psychology Today Blogs.

If I had a little more time, I’d make some sort of parallel to tipping in Las Vegas. I just like the idea of a bunch of monkeys warning each other that a particular monkey is a real stiff. They really should try this same experiment in a blackjack pit and see what happens.

And I really picked the wrong discipline. I should have gone into psych and specialized in monkeys. Then I could be the one running the experiments to see what monkeys do and don’t like. If only…

Let’s see, they’ve already hated quarters, dill pickles, and popcorn. They kind of liked the oranges and baseball caps. Bring on the marshmallows!

I’m so very thankful that this article didn’t run under a picture of a chimp with spaghetti on his head. I’ve never understood the appeal of that. But it was still a little troublesome to see the chimp rolling in the green when the article was about monkeys. It’s like writing a story about Imperial Palace and featuring a picture of Wynn.

Another LV annoyance

Here’s another reasons not to move to Las Vegas: the cicadas. They’ve been buzzing pretty loudly for about a month now, and we’ve got another month to go. If you’re not familiar with the critters, the LV Sun has some great info:

Cicadas are perfectly harmless. This may be hard to accept when walnut-sized insects surround your house and hiss like a thousand weed whackers or, worse, when suicide cicadas, for reasons unknown to man or science, begin hurling themselves at your patio door and, — oh no! — now they’re at the dog door, they’re trying to come in, like some Hitchcock movie, but, no. Cicadas are perfectly harmless. To help you get over it, we talked to Will Pratt, the curator of invertebrates at UNLV’s Barrick Museum of Natural History. Here’s what we learned:

What’s our cicada’s name?

Diceroprocta apache, the Apache cicada. Unlike its famous Midwestern cousins that live for 17 years and have giant brood emergences, ours has a life span of two or three years and there’s a small brood every year.

Where do they live the rest of the year?

Beneath your very feet. Cicadas live all of their lives underground, except for a two-month adulthood. “You could think of the adults as a stage the nymphs use to reproduce and disperse,” Pratt says, which is probably how your kids think about you.

Cicadas’ bountiful buzzing is back – Las Vegas Sun

Walking around with these things buzzing is strange. It’s like something out of a science fiction movie, minus the redshirts dying a grisly death.

So when it’s 100 degrees at dusk and these things are driving you nuts, you might be reconsidering your move to Vegas. But hey, Nevada doesn’t have an income tax, so it’s all worth it, right?

Online gaming study

There’s a new study on online gambling, and the authors think that playing online should be regulated. From the LV Sun:

Gamblers in the UNLV study weren’t asked about gambling addiction, but rather what gambling meant to them and what motivated them to gamble online versus in bricks-and-mortar casinos. Researchers asked gamblers, 20 of whom primarily visited casinos and 10 of whom mostly gambled online, to create visual collages representing their feelings about gambling.

Alice, to illustrate how she felt about gambling online, showed a cartoon character fighting off a pack of bulldogs.

The study comes as the debate heats up around Internet gambling, which is the focus of at least five bills circulating through Congress.

The study doesn’t conveniently serve arguments for or against legalization of online gambling and therefore is unlikely to register in the debate. But it does offer a glimpse into an activity that is growing in popularity and is little understood by many involved in the debate.
Players in the political debate interpreted the study in contradictory ways.
Dressing down: Web gambling’s hallmark – Las Vegas Sun

I’m not so sure about this “visual collage” thing. It’s not the sort of thing I’d expect an adult to do. In fact, I’m pretty sure that if I was talking to someone and asked them to describe how they felt by selecting a cartoon, they would whack me in the head pretty hard. Maybe I should broaden my range of acquaintances.

The thing about gambling online is that it’s still just gambling. Sure, there are differences. But there are probably differences in how consumers relate to restricted slot locations (the bars, gas stations, and markets w/ 15 or fewer games) and major casinos. As I said yesterday (when I was talking about owner/investors) some people will win, some will lose. I would say that some are born to sing the blues, but I’d rather select a cartoon to tell you my mood than quote a Journey song here. The only problem is, they play it so often on the radio that I’ll never be able to forget it. Can we do a study on that?

Wynn hates bloggers

Steve Wynn doesn’t think much of the blogosphere. And I agree with him on this point. In many cases, would-be pundits’ reach exceeds their comprehension. From the LVRJ:

Wynn, who controls 24 million shares of the company’s 111.8 million outstanding shares, is bullish on the future, not only for Wynn Resorts but the gaming industry as a whole.

“We have had recessions, two or three of them, and we’ve lived through them,” Wynn said. “The difference now is that we have all these Internet bloggers and half-assed observers. Seventy percent of what they write is total bullshit and total fiction. The market right now is stinky and volatile. I preannounced because I didn’t want to be restrained if I wanted to buy some shares. I’m not saying I’m going to buy, I just didn’t want to be blacked out.”

ReviewJournal.com: WYNN RELISHES ANOTHER ENCORE

When your stock is outperforming virtually everyone else’s in your sector, your opinion probably counts more than that of any observer, half-assed or not.

I’ve been saying exactly what Wynn said here for months now. But many of the journalists I talk to don’t want to hear it. They want someone to say that the sky is falling. Well, it isn’t. As I said right here, Las Vegas has been through much worse.

But that’s impossible! People say. It’s never been this bad because (energy prices, broader economic downturn, credit crunch, mortgage meltdown, or whatever)….

Then I counter with a solemn reading from Ecclesiastes (1:8-9):

8. All things are wearisome; no one can utter it; the eye shall not be sated from seeing, nor shall the ear be filled from hearing.
9. What has been is what will be, and what has been done is what will be done, and there is nothing new under the sun.

As I’ve said a million times before, some people are going to lose money, some people are going to make money. Projects will be finished, projects will be canceled. New casinos will open, old ones will close. And there will be growth in the spring.

What annoys me most is the fuzzy reporting: stories about how many people “believe we are in a recession” are bandied about as proof of dire economic times. But a recession is a well-defined event: two consecutive quarters of negative economic growth. That hasn’t happened yet, so we’re not in a recession. I’m not saying that people aren’t having hard times, but no matter how high the unemployment rate goes, we’re not in a recession until we have those consecutive downturns.

Maybe someone should invent a new term for an economic downturn with rising unemployment, shrinking credit, and positive growth. For all I know, someone has. Hey, before Jimmy Carter was president, no one thought that an economy could simultaneous stagnate and suffer high inflation, but we’ve now got “stagflation” in our vocabulary. Even the automatic spell-checker agrees.

It’s been worse

My latest piece in the LVBP is small consolation for folks who’ve got a significant chunk of their net worth tied up in gaming stocks, but hey, there’s a reason that they call it “gambling.” I’ll spoil you with the last two paragraphs, from the LVBP:

Today, with fears of an economic downturn souring even the most optimistic boosters, Las Vegas might do well to remember the lessons of 1955. Stormy economic waters don’t mean the ship is destined to sink. Instead, a skilled navigator, who can learn from the past and apply those lessons to the present, can guide the vessel to a brighter future.

Though we might have to adjust our thinking, we should take solace in knowing that Las Vegas has been through worse.

The downturn is bad, but Las Vegas has survived worse

As of today, that gets the 2008 Chauncey Gardner award for metaphor. As a matter of fact, I think from now on I’ll just say that “there will be growth in the spring.” I’m sure my homespun brand of optimism will go far.

Seriously, the point of the article isn’t a pollyannish ode to living in the best of all possible worlds. Rather, I hoped to challenge people in the industry to think creatively and find a way out of this mess. The rewards for those who do will be substantial. Remember, those billion-dollar behemoths on the Strip are built on the dust of casinos whose operators couldn’t adapt to new conditions.

Book review: The Leisure Architecture of Wayne McAllister

There always seem to be a few lamentations when someone pulls down a Strip icon, but the protests are getting more and more muted. That’s mostly because Las Vegas resort architecture seems to be essentially disposable; it’s built for specific market conditions, and when they change, it is renovated beyond recognition or replaced. It’s just a fact of life.

But there are some people who treasure the “classic” Vegas designs, though classic in this context doesn’t have much meaning. Does it mean buildings dating from the 1940s? 1950s? 1960s? Or is it just a catch-all phrase for any casino old enough to have a really inefficient air handling system? If you walk out reeking of smoke, you’re in Classic Vegas, but if not, you’re in sanitized “corporate” Vegas.

Still, there are a several architects whose work deserves to be remembered, both of its evolutionary significance and its own aesthetic merit. One of these is Wayne McAllister, and, as can be imagined, this book is about him. Continue Reading →

Book Review: The Revelations of Dr. Modesto

This is my 1000th post at the die is cast, and what better way to celebrate than a review of a 50 year-old book that has nothing to do with gambling or Las Vegas? Suffice it to say that I’m just not a centralist. You don’t know what that means yet, but if you go ahead and read the review, you will. Continue Reading →