Trump Plaza KOs robo-poker

Apparently Atlantic City poker players aren’t quite ready for poker to evolve. Trump Plaza has pulled its electronic poker tables, along with most of its East Tower casino. From the AC Press:

They were fast, mistake-proof and didn’t need to be tipped. But they had no personality. So now they’re gone.

Atlantic City’s experiment with electronic poker tables proved to be a resounding failure because it seems humans prefer other humans when it comes to dealing the cards.

“I’d rather have a human dealer. It’s a friendlier atmosphere,” Ira Cohen, a poker player from Brooklyn, N.Y., said Thursday at Trump Plaza Hotel and Casino.

Trump Plaza has removed Atlantic City’s only batch of automated poker tables after trying them out for a few months in hopes that they would attract a younger generation of gamblers.

The machines never came close to generating the revenue that Trump executives had anticipated. The goal was $1.8 million in annual revenue, but the best month was only $45,000, according to Jim Rigot, Trump Plaza’s general manager.

“For us, that was pretty discouraging, to say the least,” he said.

Trump Plaza introduced 14 of the PokerTek Inc. machines last June as the centerpiece of a refurbished gambling area in the casino’s East Tower. A dozen tables featured seating for as many as 10 players, while the other two were two-seaters for head-to-head competition.

Trump Plaza folds its electronic poker hand.

So the score is poker dealers 1, cylons 0.

Book review: The Argyle Sweater

Scott Hilburn. The Argyle Sweater: A Cartoon Collection. Kansas City: Andrews McMeel, 2009. 128 pages.

This is another book I got through the Amazon Vine program, so it has nothing to do with gambling. I just thought it would be a fun read.

This cartoon collection from Scott Hilburn is very much in the same vein as The Far Side. In fact, it’s almost completely derivative of The Far Side. Granted, there’s only so much you can do with a single-panel daily cartoon, but reading this book I kept on thinking of The Far Side, never They’ll Do It Every Time or The Family Circus.

That said, The Argyle Sweater is often funny. Most of the humor revolves around puns and wordplay. For example, the caption “Custer’s Last Tan” is under a cartoon of a sun-burned General George Custer laying out by the pool, or a vulture checking in at an airplane and being told there is a limit of one carrion per passenger. Nursery rhymes, dinosaurs, and wild animals show up pretty frequently, as do dung beetles.

Sometimes, though, the cartoons misfire, at least for this reader. One Star Trek-inspired panel featuring “static Klingons” might have been funny 40 years ago, but I think that joke has been pretty much run into the ground by now.

Humor is tough to review, because what one person finds hilarious another will groan at, so the best I can do in the way of a recommendation is suggest that if you like punny humor, you might like much of The Argyle Sweater.

Out of the office

I’m going to be mostly out of the office on an extended project for the next week or so, so you probably won’t be seeing too many posts here. If you’re trying to get in touch with me, email is the best option, though even that’s going to be spotty for a while.

Gambling’s up here

Gambling is down almost everywhere in the US, but it’s roaring ahead in Albania. From AFP:

Albanians spent more than 100 million dollars on gambling last year, an increase of almost 70 percent on the year in one of Europes poorest countries, the tax office said Thursday.

"During 2008, Albanians spent more than 100 million dollars on gambling, including sports betting," compared with 60 million in 2007, the Tax office said in a report.

Lottery, sports betting and casinos are privately run in Albania.

"For several years, the income from gambling and other betting activities has recorded a rather considerable increase," said Redian Kristo of the office that controls gambling.

The government body, a part of the Finance Ministry, was founded recently to monitor the gaming sector, which is suspected of abuse by money launderers.

Albanian authorities estimate that in January alone, money spent on gambling had risen by 30 percent compared with the same month in 2008.

The Balkan country has one casino, more than 20 bookmakers, 22 companies that organise gambling games and nine offering lottery tickets. Thousands of betting shops are scattered across the country.

AFP: Gambling soars in impoverished Albania.

Does this mean that we’ll be hearing about plans for MGM Grand Tirana soon?

Mmmm…yeah

In 1969, Florida-based fast-food chain Lum’s bought Caesars Palace. Lum’s was best known for their hot dogs and beer, but the company owned a slew of businesses, including the Abner’s family fast food chain (which didn’t serve beer), Dirr’s processed meats, and Eagle Army-Navy stores.

One of the top items on Lum’s menu was the “Lumburger” which was probably just an ordinary burger cooked at Lum’s.

Why is this notable? If you’ve seen Office Space, you already know. If not, here’s a clip of the unforgettable Bill Lumberg in action:

I just picture ordering the burger as being something like this: “Yeaah, I’m going to have to go ahead and ask for a Lumburger, all right? And could you throw some tomatoes on there too? Is that a problem?”

This was funnier in my head than it is on the web.

Book Review: Parentonomics

Joshua Gans. Parentonomics: An Economist Dad Looks at Parenting. Cambridge: The MIT Press, 2009. 240 pages.

If there are two things that there is no shortage of opinions on, it’s parenting and economics. Yet books about both continue to be popular. So when one combines both topics, it’s of definite interest, at least to parents.

Parentonomics
‘ writer would seem to be as good an authority as any–he’s the father of three children and a noted economist. He cautions readers in the preface that the book is not a manual or a textbook, but a deeply personal look at his experience as an economist dad. He doesn’t mean to instruct, but to inform and possibly provoke discussion.

He definitely succeeds in his goals–Parentonomics is readable and his economist’s take on child-rearing is sure to raise some questions. How do incentives work, and how do well-intentioned incentives lead to failure? These are questions that economists consider every day, and the author describes how he applied them–with occasional mirth–to his own parenting.

The book started as a blog, and it is divided into short chapters focused on specific topics, like sleeping, eating, toileting, protecting, and traveling. This gives readers the benefit of either reading it cover to cover, or simply skipping to the parts that they need to think about.

As personal as the author claims the book to be, neither his wife nor his children are given names anywhere in the book. Instead, they are referred to as “the Children’s Mother,” “Child No. 1,” “Child No. 2,” and “Child No. 3.” This is disconcerting, because it’s hard to develop any real connection with characters with no names, even if they do have fleshed-out personalities. It doesn’t feel clinical so much as uninspired. If the author wanted to preserve his family’s privacy, he could either have a) not written a book about parenting based on his own life; b) created a fictional family that, while based on his own, clearly wasn’t; or c) just used pseudonyms, like Amy, Barbara, and Charlie. Even Uno, Dos, and Tres would have worked better, for me at least.

Getting beyond this necessarily-distancing feature, there is still a great deal of interest for parents in Parentonomics. It’s not going to knock What to Expect When You’re Expecting off of anyone’s bookshelf, but it doesn’t try to, and it’s a fun read.

Book review: Crows and Cards

Joseph Helgerson. Crows & Cards. Boston: Houghlin Mifflin, 2009. 352 pages, with notes for further reading and a glossary.

I don’t usually read or review books for the 8-12 crowd, but I don’t see many books in that market about ante-bellum riverboat gamblers. That being said, I really enjoyed Crows & Cards. In Zeb Crabtree, a twelve-year-old would-be tanner’s apprentice, Joseph Helgerson has created a likable character through which young readers can experience the wonders of 1849 St. Louis and its environs.

Sent off on the Rose Melinda, a Mississippi side-wheeler, to his great-uncle Seth in St. Louis, Zeb has $70 to cover the cost of his apprenticeship, which he’s not too eager to be starting. Helgerson vividly recreates the Rose Melinda, giving the reader a glimpse into what traveling on a steamer was like. It is here that Zeb meets Chilly Larpenteur, a riverboat gambler who offers to take his $70, and Zeb as his apprentice. It’s here that the adventure truly begins.

Helgerson absolutely nails the antebellum riverboat gambler in the character of Chilly. Clearly he did his research well, creating a vain, conniving, and sincere-seeming foil for the naive farmboy Zeb.

This is a fun adventure story that tackles some serious issues in ante-bellum America, particularly slavery and the treatment of Native Americans. It’s a reminder that the period was not a time of progress for all Americans, and may inspire readers to learn more about history.

As a historian who studies gambling, I give this book the highest possible recommendation. Helgerson gets his history right, and without necessarily knowing it kids will learn some valuable lessons about the ante-bellum period from reading Crows & Cards. They might not want to run off to a life of gambling, but they will certainly know a bit more about how the trade was practiced in its heyday, and may have their appetite whetted for more thorough reading, in fiction or history.

Casino-owning losers

It’s all relative–these guys are still worth billions more than just about anyone who reads this. But their worth significantly less now than they were before, so they lost a great deal of wealth. From KLAS:

Forbes Magazine is out with its annual ranking of the world’s billionaires, and the new list confirms the recession has hit Las Vegas casino titans hard.

The magazine estimates Sands Corporation Chairman and Chief Executive Sheldon Adelson’s net worth is $3.4 billion. That’s down from $26 billion last year.

The net worth for investor Kirk Kerkorian, who controls MGM Mirage, is also down some $4 billion.

And Steve Wynn, whose estimated net worth was nearly $4 billion last year, is down to $1.5 billion this year.

Vegas Casino Execs Fall in Forbes Billionaire Ranking
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Too bad someone can’t find all those billions that have been lost.

New poker podcast up

The fifth episode of the UNLV Gaming Research podcast series is up, and it’s a great one: Jacob Avery, our February 2009 Research Fellow, talks about his sociological research into poker, which started in an Atlantic City card room and has taken him to UNLV Special Collections’ Reading Room.

Avery, a graduate student in sociology at the University of Pennsylvania, has made excellent use of the collections here at UNLV, integrating them with his field notes to create a fascinating analysis of the “action” at the poker table. I hope to see more fine work from him in the future.

Listen to the podcast here (mp3), or in iTunes.

Mission statement inn

I guess this is what’s going to become of the Cosmopolitan. from the LV Sun:

Hilton Hotels Corp. of Beverly Hills, Calif., said Tuesday its creating an eclectic brand called Denizen Hotels and is working to bring that brand to Las Vegas and other major destinations.

"Denizen Hotels, a lifestyle brand that will attract business and leisure travelers across cultures and generations and has an authenticity that will appeal to today’s sensibilities, will be highlighted by exceptional design and service at an accessible price point," Hilton said in a statement, adding it will be part of Hiltons luxury portfolio that includes the Waldorf Astoria and Conrad Hotels & Resorts brands.

Hilton Hotels launching new brand in Vegas – Las Vegas Sun.

I don’t like pooh-poohing new ideas, but this brief description seems remarkably free of any real meaning. “Lifestyle brand” is empty corporate-speak, and by their very nature most hotels attract a range of travelers from different backgrounds, who have in common one thing: they don’t mind paying for their room. “Exceptional design and service at an accessible price point” is in the eye of the beholder–I certainly wouldn’t take their word for it.

Some specifics would let potential visitors make up their own minds. Obviously, you can’t have that for a “brand concept,” but without those specifics, the brand really doesn’t stand for anything.

Outside of saying, “we’re opening a new hotel,” does this sound like anything besides pretentious babble? In establishing a “brand” before anyone’s stayed in a room, they’ve really put the cart before the horse or, in this case, the room service.